Premature Congratulations


Our hero sits down with Little Kim.
Another historic medal of comparable value.
Cavalier hubcaps!

The Chevy Cavalier of Presidential medals! Fitting for the Chevy Cavalier of Presidents. Two domain names I own are apocalypsetrump.com and prisonforthedonald.com. I plan to have them up and running before the fall 2018 election. Trump must go. Can you believe the White House issued a commemorative medal before having a summit with Kim Jong Un? 

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